Why My Old Car is Better Than Your Brand New Ride

You just bought a new car, didn’t you? I can smell the fresh leather from here. That shiny paint, the smooth purr of the engine, the fancy touchscreen that controls everything from music to climate. Your new ride is the embodiment of automotive perfection, right?

Well, guess what? My 2002 sedan with over 200,000 miles on it is still better than your brand-new car. Here’s why.

1. Character That Can’t Be Bought

Your car looks nice, but it’s missing something crucial: character. My car has battle scars from years of adventures, the occasional fender bender, and countless road trips. Every dent tells a story. That scratch on the rear fender? That's from a heroic parallel parking attempt in downtown during rush hour.

Your car? Pristine, spotless, and, let’s be honest—soulless. Sure, it’ll get you from point A to point B, but where’s the fun in that if your ride doesn’t have a story to tell?